If so, look no further. And definitely contemplate no more.
Get your butts together and start thinking of the design!
I have some wee requests. Kindly refer to the following for instructions:
- The cake must NOT be the cakes you guys normally bake and this includes cup cakes.
- The cake MUST have decorations. Best to make it fully fresh cream with a Barbie doll standing in the middle of the cake, skiing down the white freshy cream. You may also build a cabin log on the cake for decoration to complete the picture. If you do not have any idea how to decorate it, go to Martha Stewart online for some pointers.
- The cake must be big enough to feed my fellow inmates in school for tea time. Generally should feed 30 kids. 5kg will be enuff. 2 for School and 3 for my tummy.
- The cake shall contain different flavours. This includes, but does not limit to the following flavours, (i.e. Banana, Chocolate, Cookies and Cream, Strawberry, Pineapple and Coconut).
- The cost of baking the cake shall exceed $100. No el cheapo cakes are allowed. This means to also say strictly that no cup cakes are allowed. Not even if it is with decorations on the cup cake.
- Provision shall also be made whereby the I reserve the right to alter any of the ingredients used. In addition, it is brought to your attention that I may comment from time to time on the ingredients used. Any comments and changes to the ingredients shall be absorbed into your own cost and shall not be entertained.
- The cake shall be made to my satisfaction. In the event that the cake is not made to my satisfaction, you will have to bake it over again until I am satisfied.
- The delivery of the cake shall include plastic forks and paper plates with Barbie Imprint and MUST be pink in colour. No substitution with white paper plates is allowed.
- Once baked to saitisfaction, you shall be liable to bake a cake for my bird day every year. No repeated designs can be used during this course, until my 21st bird day.
- Upon satisfactory delivery, you will be rewarded with one of my lovely kisses.
Ok, so much for now. You guys had better start thinking of what to do.
4 comments:
Go fly kite!
Doh!
I wrote so much, and you only replied with one sentence?
Oh, you can also do Barbie flying a kite if you can. Of course on the cake.
As usual. I choose to ignore you. Sounds like Mommy Butt is asking for her cake - practice in Nov and then the real one for Dec. Kee Seow. Rae loves whatever I bake. I communicate with her directly, remember>
No way. She told me all these yesterday night. You can ask her yourself when you pick her up.
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