Cake Master, Where are you?

Are you guys seriously going to bake me a cake for my bird day in November?

If so, look no further. And definitely contemplate no more.

Get your butts together and start thinking of the design!

I have some wee requests. Kindly refer to the following for instructions:

1. The cake must NOT be the cakes you guys normally bake and this includes cup cakes.
   
2. The cake MUST have decorations. Best to make it fully fresh cream with a Barbie doll standing in the middle of the cake, skiing down the white freshy cream. You may also build a cabin log on the cake for decoration to complete the picture. If you do not have any idea how to decorate it, go to Martha Stewart online for some pointers.
   
3. The cake must be big enough to feed my fellow inmates in school for tea time. Generally should feed 30 kids. 5kg will be enuff. 2 for School and 3 for my tummy.
4. The cake shall contain different flavours. This includes, but does not limit to the following flavours, (i.e. Banana, Chocolate, Cookies and Cream, Strawberry, Pineapple and Coconut).
5. The cost of baking the cake shall exceed $100. No el cheapo cakes are allowed. This means to also say strictly that no cup cakes are allowed. Not even if it is with decorations on the cup cake.
   
6. Provision shall also be made whereby the I reserve the right to alter any of the ingredients used. In addition, it is brought to your attention that I may comment from time to time on the ingredients used. Any comments and changes to the ingredients shall be absorbed into your own cost and shall not be entertained.
   
7. The cake shall be made to my satisfaction. In the event that the cake is not made to my satisfaction, you will have to bake it over again until I am satisfied.
   
8. The delivery of the cake shall include plastic forks and paper plates with Barbie Imprint and MUST be pink in colour. No substitution with white paper plates is allowed.
9. Once baked to saitisfaction, you shall be liable to bake a cake for my bird day every year. No repeated designs can be used during this course, until my 21st bird day.
10. Upon satisfactory delivery, you will be rewarded with one of my lovely kisses.

Ok, so much for now. You guys had better start thinking of what to do.

Big Aunt Mother Is Coming

Its the time of the month again. Hormonal changes, hot temper, mood swings etc....sian. Very sian....... Hope this month it will be manageable.

What I hate most about it is that I am not able to predict how much I will bleed. Initially, I thought it was what I eat that cause the heavy bleeding. But it does not seem so.

Oink Oink, do you think I should start on Bai Feng Wan again? The last trip to Beijing, the physician at Tong Ren Tang said I should not be taking Bai Feng Wan for my condition. Any comments? To be honest, I trust Doc Zhang more than the Tong Ren Tang.

Walnut Cake & Presents.........

How was the walnut cake? I may want to keng MC this week. Very tired of work. Then we can bake the whole day.

On second thought maybe next week will be better. Punk princess school holiday starts next week right?I really would like to buy Punk Princess a birthday present. Have not gotten her one for a long time. What do u think she will like?

Are you ok?

You ok or not. Did'nt hear from you. Please take things easy, especially your stomache. Please go for fish soup meal or porridge, macaroni, etc. Yongtao hu too processed and will cause lots of gas because of soya. Try not to eat. May be difficult to digest.

I am free on Friday

I am free on Friday. Lee has got D & D.